Took a potter around this weekend. Wasn't nearly as bad as I was expecting. Houses everywhere seemed in very good nick (excellent prices too), streets were far cleaner and attractive than London, and the sea-front wasn't packed with chavi-gans. Only surprising thing was how few holiday-makers were there - I won't be investing in a b&b business there anytime soon! But it could be a decent place for a cheap retirement home. Access to the net, sea views on sunny days, cheap cost of living - what more do you want?
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Cleethorpes/Grimsby
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Ah, Cleethorpes where the wind is so bracing. And if it changes direction to come from Pywipe you understand why there's not so many holiday-makers in Grimsby.
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Cleethorpes - Got everything the bleeding dagoes have got plus you don't have to learn their stupid language (Monty Python's Big Red Book)
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Not to live in Cleethorpes or Grimsby. There's a reason those houses are cheap; no bugger wants to live there.Originally posted by MrMark View PostTook a potter around this weekend. Wasn't nearly as bad as I was expecting. Houses everywhere seemed in very good nick (excellent prices too), streets were far cleaner and attractive than London, and the sea-front wasn't packed with chavi-gans. Only surprising thing was how few holiday-makers were there - I won't be investing in a b&b business there anytime soon! But it could be a decent place for a cheap retirement home. Access to the net, sea views on sunny days, cheap cost of living - what more do you want?Comment
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I suspect it's more down to the demise of jobs and the old employers - whether in tourism or the fishing industry. But if you're retiring it seems quite a good choice given the prices, unless you want a sea warm enough to swim in ! Plenty of nice places to visit nearby too eg the Lincolnshire Wolds, Lincoln.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostNot to live in Cleethorpes or Grimsby. There's a reason those houses are cheap; no bugger wants to live there.Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Best bunch of perves in the country too. You don't knew how varied sex can be until you have read the stories on a Cleethorpes bog wall.bloggoth
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The smell of fish?Originally posted by MrMark View PostTook a potter around this weekend. Wasn't nearly as bad as I was expecting. Houses everywhere seemed in very good nick (excellent prices too), streets were far cleaner and attractive than London, and the sea-front wasn't packed with chavi-gans. Only surprising thing was how few holiday-makers were there - I won't be investing in a b&b business there anytime soon! But it could be a decent place for a cheap retirement home. Access to the net, sea views on sunny days, cheap cost of living - what more do you want?I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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B&B's survive off workers serving the industry just along the Humber. Steels (Fish and Chips restaurant/cafe) Haddock and Chips is excellent if a bit pricey, the town is a dump though.Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
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Funny, I thought most were glorified dole Hostels.Originally posted by Fred Bloggs View PostB&B's survive off workers serving the industry just along the Humber. Steels (Fish and Chips restaurant/cafe) Haddock and Chips is excellent if a bit pricey, the town is a dump though.
There're people that work there?
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Yes, used to work up there sometimes myself.Originally posted by threaded View PostFunny, I thought most were glorified dole Hostels.
There're people that work there?
Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
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