While you lot were playing...

[Sockpuppet]

....at April Fools some of us were working.

Drove up to Wigan today for a meeting. 250 mile round trip. Had to get up at frikking 5am to get there on time. I even wore a suit too (rare occurrence). I marched into the office...remembering to show no fear (Clients can smell it you know).

Client: "Hi Sockpuppet, to what do we owe the pleasure?"
Sockpuppet: "The "Big" Thursday meeting, we're going through the new operational plan".
Client: "That's next Thursday".
** Checks Phone **
Sockpuppet: "****. Bye".


Cue driving home.

The problem with multiple contracts is I'm not that organised. I need a PA.

[cailin maith]

....at April Fools some of us were working.

Drove up to Wigan today for a meeting. 250 mile round trip. Had to get up at frikking 5am to get there on time. I even wore a suit too (rare occurrence). I marched into the office...remembering to show no fear (Clients can smell it you know).

Client: "Hi Sockpuppet, to what do we owe the pleasure?"
Sockpuppet: "The "Big" Thursday meeting, we're going through the new operational plan".
Client: "That's next Thursday".
Sockpuppet: "****. Bye".


Cue driving home.

The problem with multiple contracts is I'm not that organised. I need a PA.

womans brain where everything is in a nice orderly fashion

[FiveTimes]

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Drove up to Wigan today

Cue driving to Pooles Pies in Wigan and possibly to The Chippery for chips, pey wet and scratchins

FTFY

[NickFitz]

....at April Fools some of us were working.

Drove up to Wigan today for a meeting. 250 mile round trip. Had to get up at frikking 5am to get there on time. I even wore a suit too (rare occurrence). I marched into the office...remembering to show no fear (Clients can smell it you know).

Client: "Hi Sockpuppet, to what do we owe the pleasure?"
Sockpuppet: "The "Big" Thursday meeting, we're going through the new operational plan".
Client: "That's next Thursday".
** Checks Phone **
Sockpuppet: "****. Bye".


Cue driving home.

The problem with multiple contracts is I'm not that organised. I need a PA.

This one's available

[BoredBloke]

womans brain where everything is in a nice orderly fashion

Surely that's because it's easy to keep everything in order when there are not a lot of items to start with. A mans brain has to keep track of more than

what you'll be making for tea
where the iron could be
has the washer/dryer finished
is it time to put on a pretty dress and make up for the return of the hard working male

etc!

[DaveB]

....at April Fools some of us were working.

Drove up to Wigan today for a meeting. 250 mile round trip. Had to get up at frikking 5am to get there on time. I even wore a suit too (rare occurrence). I marched into the office...remembering to show no fear (Clients can smell it you know).

Client: "Hi Sockpuppet, to what do we owe the pleasure?"
Sockpuppet: "The "Big" Thursday meeting, we're going through the new operational plan".
Client: "That's next Thursday".
** Checks Phone **
Sockpuppet: "****. Bye".


Cue driving home.

The problem with multiple contracts is I'm not that organised. I need a PA.

<DLT>

Quack Quack Oops!

</DLT>

[cailin maith]

Surely that's because it's easy to keep everything in order when there are not a lot of items to start with. A mans brain has to keep track of more than

what you'll be making for tea
where the iron could be
has the washer/dryer finished
is it time to put on a pretty dress and make up for the return of the hard working male

etc!

This is my "you are so funny" face

I expected more from you Tina

[BoredBloke]

This is my "you are so funny" face

I expected more from you Tina

femeinine side is off as I've overused it over there! Tonight I'm doing blokey things. I'm going out, having a kebab and shagging - although I doubt very much I'd get to do that last one as the wife would string me up!

[cailin maith]

femeinine side is off as I've overused it over there! Tonight I'm doing blokey things. I'm going out, having a kebab and shagging - although I doubt very much I'd get to do that last one as the wife would string me up!

Oh well, with your kebab, you are halfway!

[fullyautomatix]

The problem with multiple contracts is I'm not that organised. I need a PA.

Gizz a job !