Reply to: While you lot were playing...

[Sockpuppet]

Excellent, I'm in good company

This duck - was it a specific species - or did you just calculate the length of an average duck step?
Was it all in one go, or did you work out stoppage time for sleep, dabbling etc?

I'm intrigued

No, it was walking a few hours a day. In the end I concluded that due to the duck not wanting to walk in a straight line (they do tend to wander left to right a bit) and the ovbious hold ups at borders I better take a pair as they'd need to have some ducklings on the way round to quack on with their legacy.


** yes I did a quack on crack on joke. I'll get my coat.

[sasguru]

Get some of those "Intercontinental Pants", as my missus calls them in an effort to make me feel like James Bond, when in reality I am a senile and incontinent old fart.

FTFY

[Pogle]

Possibly. I once worked out how long it would take me to walk a duck around the world.

Excellent, I'm in good company

This duck - was it a specific species - or did you just calculate the length of an average duck step?
Was it all in one go, or did you work out stoppage time for sleep, dabbling etc?

I'm intrigued

[Sockpuppet]

- unlike our handbags.

Am I the only one (well woman) on here who has actually worked out how long I spend every year rummaging in my bag for things?

Possibly. I once worked out how long it would take me to walk a duck around the world.

[Pogle]

womans brain where everything is in a nice orderly fashion

- unlike our handbags.

Am I the only one (well woman) on here who has actually worked out how long I spend every year rummaging in my bag for things?

[shaunbhoy]

How do you cope with the incontinence with a journey that long?

Get some of those "Intercontinental Pants", as Mrs SB's nan used to call them.

[HairyArsedBloke]

I'm glad that other people suffer from dementia and not just me.

How do you cope with the incontinence with a journey that long?

[cailin maith]

and possibly further depending on how badly packed it was

[DaveB]

Oh well, with your kebab, you are halfway!

and possibly further depending on how badly packed it was

[fullyautomatix]

The problem with multiple contracts is I'm not that organised. I need a PA.

Gizz a job !

[cailin maith]

femeinine side is off as I've overused it over there! Tonight I'm doing blokey things. I'm going out, having a kebab and shagging - although I doubt very much I'd get to do that last one as the wife would string me up!

Oh well, with your kebab, you are halfway!

[BoredBloke]

This is my "you are so funny" face

I expected more from you Tina

femeinine side is off as I've overused it over there! Tonight I'm doing blokey things. I'm going out, having a kebab and shagging - although I doubt very much I'd get to do that last one as the wife would string me up!

[cailin maith]

Surely that's because it's easy to keep everything in order when there are not a lot of items to start with. A mans brain has to keep track of more than

what you'll be making for tea
where the iron could be
has the washer/dryer finished
is it time to put on a pretty dress and make up for the return of the hard working male

etc!

This is my "you are so funny" face

I expected more from you Tina

[DaveB]

....at April Fools some of us were working.

Drove up to Wigan today for a meeting. 250 mile round trip. Had to get up at frikking 5am to get there on time. I even wore a suit too (rare occurrence). I marched into the office...remembering to show no fear (Clients can smell it you know).

Client: "Hi Sockpuppet, to what do we owe the pleasure?"
Sockpuppet: "The "Big" Thursday meeting, we're going through the new operational plan".
Client: "That's next Thursday".
** Checks Phone **
Sockpuppet: "****. Bye".


Cue driving home.

The problem with multiple contracts is I'm not that organised. I need a PA.

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Quack Quack Oops!

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[BoredBloke]

womans brain where everything is in a nice orderly fashion

Surely that's because it's easy to keep everything in order when there are not a lot of items to start with. A mans brain has to keep track of more than

what you'll be making for tea
where the iron could be
has the washer/dryer finished
is it time to put on a pretty dress and make up for the return of the hard working male

etc!