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    #11
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Oh well, with your kebab, you are halfway!
    and possibly further depending on how badly packed it was
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      and possibly further depending on how badly packed it was
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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        #13
        I'm glad that other people suffer from dementia and not just me.

        How do you cope with the incontinence with a journey that long?
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #14
          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          How do you cope with the incontinence with a journey that long?
          Get some of those "Intercontinental Pants", as Mrs SB's nan used to call them.
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #15
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            womans brain where everything is in a nice orderly fashion
            - unlike our handbags.

            Am I the only one (well woman) on here who has actually worked out how long I spend every year rummaging in my bag for things?
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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              #16
              Originally posted by Pogle View Post
              - unlike our handbags.

              Am I the only one (well woman) on here who has actually worked out how long I spend every year rummaging in my bag for things?
              Possibly. I once worked out how long it would take me to walk a duck around the world.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                Possibly. I once worked out how long it would take me to walk a duck around the world.
                Excellent, I'm in good company

                This duck - was it a specific species - or did you just calculate the length of an average duck step?
                Was it all in one go, or did you work out stoppage time for sleep, dabbling etc?

                I'm intrigued
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                  Get some of those "Intercontinental Pants", as my missus calls them in an effort to make me feel like James Bond, when in reality I am a senile and incontinent old fart.
                  FTFY
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                    Excellent, I'm in good company

                    This duck - was it a specific species - or did you just calculate the length of an average duck step?
                    Was it all in one go, or did you work out stoppage time for sleep, dabbling etc?

                    I'm intrigued
                    No, it was walking a few hours a day. In the end I concluded that due to the duck not wanting to walk in a straight line (they do tend to wander left to right a bit) and the ovbious hold ups at borders I better take a pair as they'd need to have some ducklings on the way round to quack on with their legacy.


                    ** yes I did a quack on crack on joke. I'll get my coat.

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