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I'm glad that other people suffer from dementia and not just me.
How do you cope with the incontinence with a journey that long?
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
Possibly. I once worked out how long it would take me to walk a duck around the world.
Excellent, I'm in good company
This duck - was it a specific species - or did you just calculate the length of an average duck step?
Was it all in one go, or did you work out stoppage time for sleep, dabbling etc?
I'm intrigued
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Get some of those "Intercontinental Pants", as my missus calls them in an effort to make me feel like James Bond, when in reality I am a senile and incontinent old fart.
This duck - was it a specific species - or did you just calculate the length of an average duck step?
Was it all in one go, or did you work out stoppage time for sleep, dabbling etc?
I'm intrigued
No, it was walking a few hours a day. In the end I concluded that due to the duck not wanting to walk in a straight line (they do tend to wander left to right a bit) and the ovbious hold ups at borders I better take a pair as they'd need to have some ducklings on the way round to quack on with their legacy.
** yes I did a quack on crack on joke. I'll get my coat.
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