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it's ok, he's on my ignores listOriginally posted by Pondlife View Postand you wonder why he picks on you.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I have no serious objection to MF, but I'd cough up £150 to Admins favorite charity to see AtW, Sasguru and all of their past, present and future sockies banned for good.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIf we all club together and sponsor admin to the tune of £150 to do an egg an spoon race can MF remain banned?
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I don't think EO's back, really. I'm not sure I am.Originally posted by administrator View PostAh, glad i brought the laptop now
The joys of free WIFI. EO and SAS back is the best news I could have had all day. Welcome back 
Hard Brexit now!
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We'll bear it in mind for next year.Originally posted by DaveB View Post...If you wanted an April fool you should have just set everyones post count to Zero for the day, or swapped the contents of LR and General around.
MF and Churchill were in on it. I deleted a few posts this morning that pointed to his thread on Mumsnet, where he gave the game away. Now, while Admin, RH and Cojak get pissed on Dom Perignon, I'll just have to sit here and take the flames.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Mwa ha ha ha ha haaaaa! Thanks admin.
APRIL FOOL, boys and girls!
We had to have a lead-in time of stirring from last night otherwise it'd be too obvious.
Credit to those who called it early - and to those who agreed to be banned to add credibility. MF, Churchy, nicely played guys. And norrahe for keeping 'mumsnet' about the affair.

And AtW, sorry but you misfired. Editing your posts/polls was a highlight for me. Love the way you reacted.
Xen, you properly cracked me up.
Remember remember, it's only a bulletin board. All the affected threads will be restored to their former glory, your post counts will be restored, and MF/Churchy will be restored to rude health by admin anytime now.
It seems me playing 'bonkers-mini-hitler-pissed-up-rogue-mod' was all too believable for some of you.
Hope that put a smile on your faces today and last night, and if your feathers were ruffled, then
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I'm just going to run away from EO very quickly now (Welcome back!!!!!).
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They're both unbanned nowOriginally posted by DaveB View PostSo were Churchy and MF in on it or not?
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Roll up roll up, laydeez and gennelmen. We have your finest isolated mod left holding the baby. Form an orderly queueOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostWe'll bear it in mind for next year.
MF and Churchill were in on it. I deleted a few posts this morning that pointed to his thread on Mumsnet, where he gave the game away. Now, while Admin, RH and Cojak get pissed on Dom Perignon, I'll just have to sit here and take the flames.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Well at least they are drinking summat decentOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostWe'll bear it in mind for next year.
MF and Churchill were in on it. I deleted a few posts this morning that pointed to his thread on Mumsnet, where he gave the game away. Now, while Admin, RH and Cojak get pissed on Dom Perignon, I'll just have to sit here and take the flames.
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I tell you what tho' I didn't like being banned, even temporarily for a good cause. I certainly won't be handing out bans in future without an astoundingly good reason. ( In my eyes, anyway ).Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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