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Mil Millington
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I don't know what the equivalent [to size 14] is in Australasia – I think their measurement system really only covers 'alcohol by volume'.
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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That was brilliant.
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I lurv that guys writing:
My life is essentially a necklace pearled with a thousand tiny disappointments.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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"those colossal navy blue gym shorts that cause Catholic girls to over-react in later life and become such tremendously good nights out."
"I immediately think of a massively funny joke. It's this: "Not if it's another arse of yours you couldn't." I open my mouth to share the quip with her. Then carefully close it again before any sharing takes place, as I realise that before long I'll be lying here asleep and there's a drawer full of kitchen knives downstairs."
Hilarious - I've never seen this stuff before...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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"'Ha! Difficult to check up on that, isn't it? As all the other men you've been with can now only communicate by blinking their eyes!' I said. Much later. When Margret had left the house"
Jesus Mary and Joseph, I swear, I'm going to get a stitch from all this laughing

Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Email it to your mother, it was written about your sister.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post"'Ha! Difficult to check up on that, isn't it? As all the other men you've been with can now only communicate by blinking their eyes!' I said. Much later. When Margret had left the house"
Jesus Mary and Joseph, I swear, I'm going to get a stitch from all this laughing


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