Reply to: Mil Millington

[cailin maith]

I'm dissapointed, I expected at least a

Later...

[Churchill]

I won't tell her you said that

I'm dissapointed, I expected at least a

[cailin maith]

Email it to your mother, it was written about your sister.

I won't tell her you said that

[Churchill]

MarillionFans new job? "Mil's Mailing List is operated by pugilistic urchins from The Weekly."

[chef]

chefety chef, where did you find this?

Absolute gold.

He writes for the Guardian and a friend sent me his mailing list many years ago, about once a quarter he sends out a new mass email with a short summary

After a long delay due to circumstances beyond my control, then some other circumstances that were entirely of my creation, here - flying wildly into your hair like a deaf bat - comes Mil's Mail #51. Rejoice! Or, if this is the first time you've ever done it, joice!

and a link to the latest post. You can sign up to his mailing list here and enter your email address.. always a great find in your Inbox every few months or so..

His first book "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" has been available for several years now in all good bookshops, hilarious book, great for a work commute and ensures you start your day with a smile..

he has also on this list set up a facebook group whereby you can read all future mails from if your mail filter blocks his mail

[suityou01]

new update arrived in my Inbox today

hurrah

chefety chef, where did you find this?

Absolute gold.

[Churchill]

"'Ha! Difficult to check up on that, isn't it? As all the other men you've been with can now only communicate by blinking their eyes!' I said. Much later. When Margret had left the house"

Jesus Mary and Joseph, I swear, I'm going to get a stitch from all this laughing

Email it to your mother, it was written about your sister.

[cailin maith]

"'Ha! Difficult to check up on that, isn't it? As all the other men you've been with can now only communicate by blinking their eyes!' I said. Much later. When Margret had left the house"

Jesus Mary and Joseph, I swear, I'm going to get a stitch from all this laughing

[cailin maith]

linkage

Thank you so much

[Churchill]

linkage

No work in CMs office today then! Thanks Threaded!

[threaded]

Hilarious - I've never seen this stuff before...

linkage

[cailin maith]

"those colossal navy blue gym shorts that cause Catholic girls to over-react in later life and become such tremendously good nights out."

"I immediately think of a massively funny joke. It's this: "Not if it's another arse of yours you couldn't." I open my mouth to share the quip with her. Then carefully close it again before any sharing takes place, as I realise that before long I'll be lying here asleep and there's a drawer full of kitchen knives downstairs."

Hilarious - I've never seen this stuff before...

[threaded]

I lurv that guys writing:

My life is essentially a necklace pearled with a thousand tiny disappointments.

[cojak]

That was brilliant.

[cojak]

I don't know what the equivalent [to size 14] is in Australasia – I think their measurement system really only covers 'alcohol by volume'.