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Previously on "Mil Millington"
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostEmail it to your mother, it was written about your sister.
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MarillionFans new job? "Mil's Mailing List is operated by pugilistic urchins from The Weekly."
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Postchefety chef, where did you find this?
Absolute gold.
After a long delay due to circumstances beyond my control, then some other circumstances that were entirely of my creation, here - flying wildly into your hair like a deaf bat - comes Mil's Mail #51. Rejoice! Or, if this is the first time you've ever done it, joice!
His first book "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" has been available for several years now in all good bookshops, hilarious book, great for a work commute and ensures you start your day with a smile..
he has also on this list set up a facebook group whereby you can read all future mails from if your mail filter blocks his mailLast edited by chef; 25 March 2010, 09:59.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post"'Ha! Difficult to check up on that, isn't it? As all the other men you've been with can now only communicate by blinking their eyes!' I said. Much later. When Margret had left the house"
Jesus Mary and Joseph, I swear, I'm going to get a stitch from all this laughing
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"'Ha! Difficult to check up on that, isn't it? As all the other men you've been with can now only communicate by blinking their eyes!' I said. Much later. When Margret had left the house"
Jesus Mary and Joseph, I swear, I'm going to get a stitch from all this laughing
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"those colossal navy blue gym shorts that cause Catholic girls to over-react in later life and become such tremendously good nights out."
"I immediately think of a massively funny joke. It's this: "Not if it's another arse of yours you couldn't." I open my mouth to share the quip with her. Then carefully close it again before any sharing takes place, as I realise that before long I'll be lying here asleep and there's a drawer full of kitchen knives downstairs."
Hilarious - I've never seen this stuff before...
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I lurv that guys writing:
My life is essentially a necklace pearled with a thousand tiny disappointments.
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I don't know what the equivalent [to size 14] is in Australasia – I think their measurement system really only covers 'alcohol by volume'.
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