Mash gets it spot on IMO

[fullyautomatix]

You'll need to lose your virginity first. It sticks out like a sore thumb.

WSASS

[EternalOptimist]

Spot on!

I also liked the quote ""We keep saying it until we are blue in the face - for the love of god, please gain some weight because we do not want to have sex with someone who looks like a 12 year-old boy."

whell now, let's not be hasty, to be sure, to be sure


Father O'leery, Our Lady of the Enunciation, Co Fermanagh

[original PM]

There's hips, and there's 42" hips (which she has).

Personally, I think that 42" hips are a bit... er... large

Interstingly enough I found this

"A Women's size 12 would result in a 40 inch hip size 29 1/2 inch waist and 38 bust line. ChaCha!"

So a 42" hip size is only 2 inches larger than an average size 12 hip size

So Platypus what dress size did your last conquest wear?

[TimberWolf]

There's a picture here of that size 16 you are all welcome too, I'll stick with the current winner thankye.

[EternalOptimist]

you need to be a bit more mature here guys.

There is a lot more to a woman than a slim figure and a narrow set of hips.

A good woman will have a nice personality, will be caring and attentive and will have a massive pair of wobbly bazongers

[northernladuk]

Speaking from experience of knowing ladies of all different shapes and sizes I can only say that 'The hot ones' you are talking about actually look pretty normal once they have taken off their layers of make up (which I may add will take two hours to put on and make any night out an absolute ballache).

Size 16 women tend not to have corned beef thighs and lots of rolls - they tend to have a larger bone structure which means that becoming a size 8/10 even 12 is a physical impossibility - you know like if you were trying to wear a shirt which was actually smaller than your ribcage.

Maybe if you pulled your shallow head out of your no doubt deep ass you would see the world for what it is rather than what the popular medja want you to think it is.

Muahahahahaha. This is General. A place for over exaggeration and exuberance. Chill with the personal insults and take it with tongue in cheek

[Platypus]

Interstingly enough I found this

"A Women's size 12 would result in a 40 inch hip size 29 1/2 inch waist and 38 bust line. ChaCha!"

So a 42" hip size is only 2 inches larger than an average size 12 hip size

So Platypus what dress size did your last conquest wear?

That is interesting and I'm quite prepared to stand corrected. Without checking, 42" sounded pretty darn large.

FYI my current squeeze wears a 10/12.

I have dated^H^H^H^H^H shagged girls larger than that. One in particular was much larger and I have to say it was loads of fun. But I wouldn't have brought her to the pub!

EDIT: I'll backtrack again. That pic of 'Curvy Chloe' in a sarong does nothing for me at all.

[original PM]

it was a google so no confirmation it was correct!!

but all in all I agree with EO - means you always have somewhere comfy to sleep!

[DaveB]

They don't seem to mention the corned beef thighs, more rolls that a walrus on heat, the cost of taking them out for a meal and the fact your mate will take the p*ss when they see you out with her.

Could have gone on all day with those but don't want to go over old ground.

Jeeze, she's 5'10 and 12 st 5. Thats not overweight, thats a healthy weight. She's size 16, not 60.

Put her in a bar full of hotties and not one bloke will look at her first.

I would.

Granted they will end up attempting to fire in to her at the end of the night but the reasons for that will hardly be complimentary.

No they wont, cos I, or any of the other blokes who dont fancy shagging a pipecleaner, will have already have pulled her.

Yes she might be attractive

No might, she is.

but this isn't what the whole dam competition is about. It is to find
the most perfect/beautiful woman

That is exactly what it is about. Beauty, as they say, is in the eye of the beholder.

not just to croon over some overweight girl and pamper to her feeling cause she is bigger.

5'10", 12st 5lb. Size 16 not 60.

It is about the cream of the crop that most of us can only dream of meeting. As nice as she is this girl is certainly not that. Deal with it.

Lets get real on this.

I think your the one that needs to get real, and stop letting the fashion media tell you who you should or shouldnt find attractive.

[sasguru]

I think your the one that needs to get real, and stop letting the fashion media tell you who you should or shouldnt find attractive.

Its pretty obvious that Northernlad isn't very experienced, if at all
His posts scream "minging virgin pot noodler".