Have we done the Oxo Tower joke yet?
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Chocolate or Flowers
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if she is leaving at the end of the week then flowers are a daft idea - they will end up in the recycling.
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostThat was the last time I try to get a shag based on the advice given on here.
Stop it sp. You really thought that this was the place to come for such advice?
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I thought you ignored all the advice you got on here ( I did say flowers) and decided that you are going to try your own thing and get her drunk ?Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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I'm not familiar with your story here SP. Please enlighten me.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Postflip it. I'll just get her drunkComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm not familiar with your story here SP. Please enlighten me.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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