GSP leaving for other end of the country next week. So....which leaving gift is more likely to get me some before she leaves
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Chocolate or Flowers
Collapse
X
-
-
An engagement ring?
Probably not what you wanted to hear ...+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012 -
Originally posted by Zippy View PostAn engagement ring?
Probably not what you wanted to hear ...
The source of a fair bit of fail on my part including when I got asked back to hers one night for a coffee and all that happened was she made me a hot drinkComment
-
From experience chocolate does it every time.
Short term hit but more intense than fragrant flowers over time.
Then again, is diet a consideration? Tough call.Comment
-
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostGSP leaving for other end of the country next week. So....which leaving gift is more likely to get me some before she leaves
The answer depends on the woman, have you got to know her a bit at all?
Mrs Gonzo responds to flowers over chocolates every time but not all women are the same.Comment
-
Flowers mate, chocolates cause tooth decay and might hasten the use of dentures.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
-
Originally posted by LightshipBased on the title of the poll "Which is more likley to get Sockpuppet blown", maybe that's the plan.....Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
-
-
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Postflip it. I'll just get her drunkComment
-
Originally posted by norrahe View PostYou are such a romantic
I just like to manage risk and have steps in place to mitigate it where I can.
Besides the Thornton's website is far too confusing. I was looking for "Good luck with the move, why yes I have put a lot of effort and thought into this gift but no I'm not after a shag; however if you think its a good idea I could soon change my mind" chocolates. All it had was the friends section which just didn't seem to fit the billComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Comment