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FTFY"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
You have just proved that statement wrong you muppet.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThis happened a couple of weeks ago, so flies in the face of those that say I post everything that happens to me as I am incapable of dealing with it.
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Why don't you just write a diary?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThis happened a couple of weeks ago, so flies in the face of those that say I post everything that happens to me as I am incapable of dealing with it."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Potential for a fight, for poo throwing, for poo through the letter-box, etc. All we get instead is some fat middle-aged blokes bickering on Facebook.
4/10.
PS: you're friends with your neighbour on FaceBook?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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Yeah, that is weird.Originally posted by d000hg View Post"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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From the sounds of them both, less cage fight, moreOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
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don't use facebook, never saw the attraction. Just all giving all you ex's a reason to look you up. No thanks!Comment
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I think the winker has been caught in the act. His stories are just bollux.Originally posted by d000hg View PostHard Brexit now!
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Who's cat does not poo in the neighbours yard? My cat actually goes right in front of their kitchen window so they can see her. Lucky she is so cute or am sure they'd kill her.
You could just buy them one of those car scaring devices for their garden and take the high road. Then have a good laugh at how pathetic they are.
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Immediate relief therapy
Not sure this will do any good between you and your lunatic neighbour but I would say it should make you feel better.
Does your cat also have a litter box indoors? Either way collect some of your cats droppings and place inside paper bag.
Go to neighbours front door armed with full paper bag and lighter.
Light paper bag, leave bag on doorstep and ring doorbell.
Run.
When recovered to a safe distance and you can avoid being seen, watch neighbour discover fire and attempt to stop it out with foot.
Watch neighbour discover what was in said paper bag.
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