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I believe in legal terms an owner is responsible for dog behaviour but not for cats. Cats are considered independent thinking animals."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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which was niceOriginally posted by Paddy View PostI believe in legal terms an owner is responsible for dog behaviour but not for cats. Cats are considered independent thinking animals.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I suggest to you SY01, that you're one spanner short of a full tool box.
Not much help I know, but it may help you reflect.Hard Brexit now!
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Comments from sock puppets will be dismissed out of hand by suityou01tmOriginally posted by sasguru View PostI suggest to you SY01, that you're one spanner short of a full tool box.
Not much help I know, but it may help you reflect.
Your feedback is appreciated.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Nothing a trip to B&Q won't fix.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI suggest to you SY01, that you're one spanner short of a full tool box.
Not much help I know, but it may help you reflect.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Indeed. Sasgurus problems run far far deeper. Being one of ATWs sock puppets isn't the greatest start in life.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNothing a trip to B&Q won't fix.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I've found a sack and a canal is the answer to the age old problem.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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I think if a cat should stray onto your property, it leaves its rights outside your fence and you are free to cook it in any way you see fit.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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On the subject of the sack and the canal, once in my permie days I had the misfortune of having a root canal treatment at the dentists in the morning and then being made redundant in the afternoon. I deserved that evening’s sympathy-BJ.Originally posted by Mr Crosby View PostI've found a sack and a canal is the answer to the age old problem.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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