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    #21
    Originally posted by Hawkeye View Post
    Who's cat does not poo in the neighbours yard? My cat actually goes right in front of their kitchen window so they can see her. Lucky she is so cute or am sure they'd kill her.

    You could just buy them one of those car scaring devices for their garden and take the high road. Then have a good laugh at how pathetic they are.
    aye, you cant stop em.
    SY, if you find any frozen peas or sweetcorn in the poo, it's one of my mogs


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      #22
      Our neighbour finds this very effective in securing his garden from all sorts of mammals.

      http://www.gardensupplydirect.co.uk/...r/10592_p.html
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #23
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        Our neighbour finds this very effective in securing his garden from all sorts of mammals.

        http://www.gardensupplydirect.co.uk/...r/10592_p.html
        i like it


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          #24
          Our neighbour finds this very effective in securing his garden from all sorts of aliens

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0pdmj5JdDY

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            #25
            I found the hawk that ripped a pidgeon to bits on my lawn the other day very effective.

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              #26
              Hold on a minute!

              What on earth are you doing? You tag friends on FB, why are you tagging people you don't like?? Just because they're neighbours?

              Take them off your FB - who gives a tulipe what they think????

              On the next note, I think you need to look at assertiveness courses, being a door mat one minute and a raging, lapel-grabbing bully the next is not the way to deal with a passive-aggressive opponent, because they know all your buttons to press to get said response (which isn't very effective and might put you in poor light should the Old Bill get involved later on).

              Transactional analysis is what you need to look at - it will give you all the info you need...
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #27
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                Hold on a minute!

                What on earth are you doing? You tag friends on FB, why are you tagging people you don't like?? Just because they're neighbours?

                Take them off your FB - who gives a tulipe what they think????

                On the next note, I think you need to look at assertiveness courses, being a door mat one minute and a raging, lapel-grabbing bully the next is not the way to deal with a passive-aggressive opponent, because they know all your buttons to press to get said response (which isn't very effective and might put you in poor light should the Old Bill get involved later on).

                Transactional analysis is what you need to look at - it will give you all the info you need...
                Classic inner parent dialog there

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                  Classic inner parent dialog there
                  Chuckle...
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    Hold on a minute!

                    What on earth are you doing? You tag friends on FB, why are you tagging people you don't like?? Just because they're neighbours?

                    Take them off your FB - who gives a tulipe what they think????

                    On the next note, I think you need to look at assertiveness courses, being a door mat one minute and a raging, lapel-grabbing bully the next is not the way to deal with a passive-aggressive opponent, because they know all your buttons to press to get said response (which isn't very effective and might put you in poor light should the Old Bill get involved later on).

                    Transactional analysis is what you need to look at - it will give you all the info you need...
                    You might be a little off the mark there. There was no menace or bullying about me. I did stick up for myself which is another thing. If anything I was being bullied.

                    I read all that TA tulip years ago.

                    I'm ok, you're ok
                    I'm ok, you're not ok
                    I'm not ok, you're not ok

                    yada yada yad

                    Absolutely no help in a kebab shop after a beer festival, sorry.

                    And to be fair, he is a knob. You'd have to meet him. If you did, you'd be bashing him over the head with your TA textbook CJ, trust me.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #30
                      Do you look like Lofty suity?

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