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I have had root canal treatment as well, but didn't get the sympathy-BJ. I wondered why I had to take pain killers for a few days.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostOn the subject of the sack and the canal, once in my permie days I had the misfortune of having a root canal treatment at the dentists in the morning and then being made redundant in the afternoon. I deserved that evening’s sympathy-BJ.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostCUK Short Story of the Day Award

Quite!
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Cheers!Originally posted by Xenophon View PostCUK Short Story of the Day Award
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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seems a little harsh. I only said he was knob.Originally posted by Mr Crosby View PostI've found a sack and a canal is the answer to the age old problem.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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This is how it all starts, next thing you know he'll be pinching your milk off the doorstep. Get in done now before they suspect you.Originally posted by suityou01 View Postseems a little harsh. I only said he was knob.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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