******* baby for christ sakes. It doesnt do anything. No I dont want to ******* here about the colour of it's poo, no I dont give a tulip about it smiling when it wants to fart, no I dont want to ******* hold it, oh look its crying and now you're taking it off me tutting.
GET A ******* LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH
GET A ******* LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH
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