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The Official Cheer Up Drewster Thread

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    #31
    Oh Great Maker guide this lost soul.

    FFS, all you have to do is pop down to the front desk and have a chat with the concierge and before you know it there will be a knock on your door from someone who will make you forget any troubles you have.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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      #32
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
      Oh Great Maker guide this lost soul.

      FFS, all you have to do is pop down to the front desk and have a chat with the concierge and before you know it there will be a knock on your door from someone who will make you forget any troubles you have.


      the delivery boy from the local takeway with a big steaming bag of lamb foul,
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #33
        **** ***, *** ****!

        I don't know if you feel any better but I know I am...














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          #34
          Originally posted by Drewster View Post
          Trust me foul as your Nargis Kebab is - I had lunch in a cheap Indian restaurant yesterday and I can top it!!! Not that I ate anything that foul but I saw what others were ordering!
          Nagris it is my man, but if you get the chance, get yourself off to one of the other locales for a bit.

          Dubai's good for a blow out, or get yourself to Kuwait. I'm sure they have early morning flights, treat it like a London to Glasgow flight, grab a hotel and get on the red eye.
          "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

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            #35
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            Oh Great Maker guide this lost soul.

            FFS, all you have to do is pop down to the front desk and have a chat with the concierge and before you know it there will be a knock on your door from someone who will make you forget any troubles you have.
            As I understand it when you are out here for a longer period you arrange to live in one of the many Ex-Pat Compounds... and you employ a live in Philipino Maid and "other services" are pretty easy to come by......
            However in Hotels the risk of the 2nd knock on your door being a lot of pretty unfriendly Police men with truncheons who will happily break them over your head and drag you off to jail is rather too great!

            Not withstanding the official punishment of several years in prison and quite likely public lashing.....

            I am not saying that it doesn't happen.... and I don't doubt that it might even be fairly common..... but not for me thanks (NB Quite apart from not actually wanting such a service)

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              #36
              Originally posted by Incognito View Post
              Nagris it is my man, but if you get the chance, get yourself off to one of the other locales for a bit.

              Dubai's good for a blow out, or get yourself to Kuwait. I'm sure they have early morning flights, treat it like a London to Glasgow flight, grab a hotel and get on the red eye.
              Cheers for the thought..... but as said its only for 2 week stints I should be able to hold out.

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                #37
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                As I understand it when you are out here for a longer period you arrange to live in one of the many Ex-Pat Compounds... and you employ a live in Philipino Maid and "other services" are pretty easy to come by......
                However in Hotels the risk of the 2nd knock on your door being a lot of pretty unfriendly Police men with truncheons who will happily break them over your head and drag you off to jail is rather too great!

                Not withstanding the official punishment of several years in prison and quite likely public lashing.....

                I am not saying that it doesn't happen.... and I don't doubt that it might even be fairly common..... but not for me thanks (NB Quite apart from not actually wanting such a service)
                That sounds about right. If you are going to be there for any length of time an expat compound may be the way to go
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                  #38
                  Thanks everybody... I am feeling much better now......

                  Its pretty well 1am so I am off to bed for a quick kip (please no mention of a Pot Noodle)......
                  then tomorrow morning I think I'll start off with a swim and a sauna...
                  and see how the day goes.... probably some shopping and a stroll along the Corniche....... I really must get a picture of King Fahds Fountain.....

                  Night all keep the ideas coming (reminder ladies - I need ideas for presents for Mrs D and the D-ettes)

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                    #39
                    Sleep well Drewster. I'm sure some of the more cultured ladies will be along to offer suggestions.
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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Sleep well Drewster. I'm sure some of the more cultured ladies will be along to offer suggestions.
                      cultured like Norrahe

                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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