Originally posted by cojak
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Do contractors demand canapés or aspire to them?
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Lashings of live natural yoghurt is what she needs.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostNot with a fungal infection they won't - they make them worse or even allow them to occur.
Lashings of live natural yoghurt is what she needs.Comment
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I find Sainbury's own brand to be just as good..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI didn't work out what a canapé _was_ until quite recently.
I gather it is a small tart filled with fishy or cheesy goo.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostTopically?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIndeed. "Bung it up there liberally with an icing bag" was how I first heard it described."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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