The victim group on here

[minestrone]

I don't get upset when I get pulled up for making a small spelling mistake.

[Drewster]

Lol, normal dross lol.

lol FFS stop it with the lol........

[Mich the Tester]

I was victimised by an Alpen bag this morning. As usual, there seemed no obvious way of opening the bag without the use of scissors or a knife in the two nanoseconds allotted to contemplate the problem. So after this time I decided enough brainpower had been expended on the opening exercise and would go with force rather than walk the two steps needed to fetch a pair of scissors. I knew danger lurked in this approach, so tentatively tried to pull apart one corner of the bag using minimal force. This attempt failed miserably of course, so I thought what the flip and when straight to using much more force. Of course, the bag didn't just split or double in capacity as one might expect, it instead tore a 0.5 inch strip down one side of the bag, running about 3/4 the length of the bag. But by the grace of God I didn't lose much of the contents and have now partially repaired it using sellotape.

No sympathy, big girl’s blouse. You should eat a proper breakfast like porridge, or eggs and bacon.

[cojak]

I enjoy the snipers.

It keeps the vim, vigour and bile in place for unwary newbies...

Where would we be without DP and Minestone sneering at all and sundry?

There are always the other forums for sensible questions and answers (and the odd hug...).

[cojak]

lol FFS stop it with the lol........

Ooh don't do that - he got upset last time...

[DiscoStu]

That is really kind of you to post that, Stu.

I'm sure TW will now feel a bit better and will be able to get on with his day.

Well done!

That's me, always happy to help

[Churchill]

That is really kind of you to post that, Stu.

I'm sure TW will now feel a bit better and will be able to get on with his day.

Well done!

Hey Xeno, that's really great of you to support our friend in offering his support, well done that man!

[xoggoth]

Have I missed something again?

[TimberWolf]

No sympathy, big girl’s blouse. You should eat a proper breakfast like porridge, or eggs and bacon.

Alpen is one of my 5 a week. It's also easy to prepare, once you get the bag open.

[Spacecadet]

Have I missed something again?

He's complaining about sob stories from people who don't know how to do their job