Has anyone asked that bag of alpen how it feels about all this?
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Like re-used cardboard, if the taste of it is anything to go by...Originally posted by norrahe View PostHas anyone asked that bag of alpen how it feels about all this?"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Can you also use it for hamster bedding?Originally posted by cojak View PostLike re-used cardboard, if the taste of it is anything to go by...
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Originally posted by cupidstunt View PostI only bed squirrels
AtW
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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ftfyOriginally posted by cupidstunt View PostI only bed squirrels and I have to pay for them
AtWAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I used to eat Alpen when I was a limp wristed frotting gaylord fag got.
Thankfully I got better.
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Couldn't access the link, but it's the tedious dullards like SY01 who degrade this forum to the level more commonly associated with the femine drivel that accompanies an agony aunt columnOriginally posted by Spacecadet View Post
Now I see exactly what your point isComment
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Ohhh is that Sasguru in disguise?Originally posted by Evil Hangover View PostCouldn't access the link, but it's the tedious dullards like SY01 who degrade this forum to the level more commonly associated with the femine drivel that accompanies an agony aunt columnHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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