Reply to: The victim group on here

[Zippy]

Couldn't access the link, but it's the tedious dullards like SY01 who degrade this forum to the level more commonly associated with the femine drivel that accompanies an agony aunt column

Do pop in again - I so enjoy your witicisms

[Incognito]

Ohhh is that Sasguru in disguise?

I do think you've pinned the tail on the chunt.

[Troll]

Couldn't access the link, but it's the tedious dullards like SY01 who degrade this forum to the level more commonly associated with the femine drivel that accompanies an agony aunt column

Ohhh is that Sasguru in disguise?

[Evil Hangover]

Now I see exactly what your point is

Couldn't access the link, but it's the tedious dullards like SY01 who degrade this forum to the level more commonly associated with the femine drivel that accompanies an agony aunt column

[EternalOptimist]

I used to eat Alpen when I was a limp wristed frotting gaylord fag got.
Thankfully I got better.

[Mich the Tester]

I only bed squirrels and I have to pay for them

AtW

ftfy

[cailin maith]

I only bed squirrels

AtW

[norrahe]

I only bed squirrels

AtW

[cupidstunt]

I only bed squirrels

AtW

[norrahe]

Like re-used cardboard, if the taste of it is anything to go by...

Can you also use it for hamster bedding?

[cojak]

Has anyone asked that bag of alpen how it feels about all this?

Like re-used cardboard, if the taste of it is anything to go by...

[norrahe]

Has anyone asked that bag of alpen how it feels about all this?

[DS23]

I was victimised by an Alpen bag this morning. As usual, there seemed no obvious way of opening the bag without the use of scissors or a knife in the two nanoseconds allotted to contemplate the problem. So after this time I decided enough brainpower had been expended on the opening exercise and would go with force rather than walk the two steps needed to fetch a pair of scissors. I knew danger lurked in this approach, so tentatively tried to pull apart one corner of the bag using minimal force. This attempt failed miserably of course, so I thought what the flip and when straight to using much more force. Of course, the bag didn't just split or double in capacity as one might expect, it instead tore a 0.5 inch strip down one side of the bag, running about 3/4 the length of the bag. But by the grace of God I didn't lose much of the contents and have now partially repaired it using sellotape.

potd!

how do you pronounce alpen?

[TimberWolf]

Depends on your definition of "health". But broadly speaking.....Yes.

It's got raisins in it. I do also occasionally buy a lettuce, but that usually goes rotten in the fridge.

[shaunbhoy]

Isn't all health food similar?

Depends on your definition of "health". But broadly speaking.....Yes.