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Anyone here got an X1, Q5 or XC60
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"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
Originally posted by AtW View Post
C4
I love the smell of napalm on Thursday morning...
The main component of C4 is cyclotrimethylene trinitramine at about 90% with diethylhexyl at 5% and smaller other componets. Napalm (naphthenic and palmitic acids) is made from 21% benzene, 33% gasoline and 46% polystyrene.
How can you wake up to the small of Napalm from C4? The are chemically worlds apart?
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?Originally posted by doodab View PostYou want a C5 mate.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinclair_C5Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostThe main component of C4 is cyclotrimethylene trinitramine at about 90% with diethylhexyl at 5% and smaller other componets. Napalm (naphthenic and palmitic acids) is made from 21% benzene, 33% gasoline and 46% polystyrene.
How can you wake up to the small of Napalm from C4? The are chemically worlds apart?
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QIOriginally posted by chef View PostI have
J, Q, K, U, A, P, Z
I hate scrabble
ZO
ZHO - nice points...Comment
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ROFL!!!Originally posted by DaveB View PostYou sank his battleship!
I am just too stupid to add anything witty and clever to general. Maybe being annoying turd in the other forum topics is my true calling
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Try to be less of a geek mate, that would help...Originally posted by northernladuk View PostROFL!!!
I am just too stupid to add anything witty and clever to general. Maybe being annoying turd in the other forum topics is my true calling
I hope it will!
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Originally posted by AtW View PostTry to be less of a geek mate, that would help...
I hope it will!


So you mean I shouldn't put the following response and instead put some amusing derogatory remark about the size of someone's mom??

Technically he didn't sink his battleship. A battleship is 4 squares long and he only got 3 so he will have sunk one of his cruisers!Originally posted by DaveB View PostYou sank his battleship!'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Originally posted by AtW View PostTry to be less of a geek mate, that would help...
I hope it will!

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