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Well Done that Man!Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

Contract sorted
Seems I've been given a new desk next to the "typing pool". Lots of lovely innocent young ladies that need taking advantage off


(Hope everything's on the mend, btw...)"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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W00T!Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

Contract sorted
Seems I've been given a new desk next to the "typing pool". Lots of lovely innocent young ladies that need taking advantage off

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And they will love the smell of your rancid legOriginally posted by Sockpuppet View PostSeems I've been given a new desk next to the "typing pool". Lots of lovely innocent young ladies that need taking advantage off


Well done anyway
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Nice one!
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostCongrats, mate!!

P.S. "typing pool"?? Is it 1973??

It's Life on Mars
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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The mention of DHL has me thinking of multipart export documentation.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostCongrats, mate!!

P.S. "typing pool"?? Is it 1973??

Congrats and all the best for the leg SP!Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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