Would you employ yourself ?

[gingerjedi]

Probably not. I am just waiting to be found out as a fraud, I'm sure I should be on the check out at Tesco. Although I did get sacked from Morrisons after two shifts on the till many moons ago, so perhaps not.

Nor, you can't make a cuppa? That both shocks and saddens me. Don't reboil water (EVER), pour as soon as boiled, only use Yorkshire Tea, and if using bags, give them chance to make friends with the water for a while, without interfering. Add milk and Voila.

I'm drinking Yorkshire Gold tea right now, tis nice but I can't tell the difference to the standard stuff ? ...Appart from the 30p extra cost.

[George Parr]

I thought you said "add milk and vodka".

The eyes aint what they used to be.

[MaryPoppins]

I only drink Barry's tea and Mr Norr makes a great cuppa, so He always makes them for me.

I can make a decent cuppa, but I prefer his.

Barry's? Wassat? You are lucky to have a chief tea maker!

[MaryPoppins]

I'm drinking Yorkshire Gold tea right now, tis nice but I can't tell the difference to the standard stuff ? ...Appart from the 30p extra cost.

I prefer them, as someone else said, good for hard water. I think they have more depth of flavour than the others.

[NotAllThere]

I already employ myself. But I think I'm underpaid.

[DimPrawn]

Would you employ yourself ?


Nope. When I phoned in sick I'd know I'd be lying.

[norrahe]

Barry's? Wassat? You are lucky to have a chief tea maker!

Linky

My chief tea maker doesn't even drink tea himself.

[norrahe]

I thought you said "add milk and vodka".

The eyes aint what they used to be.

So did I

[Pondlife]

I would sleep with myself to get the job.

HTH

[Sysman]

Would you employ yourself ?


Nope. When I phoned in sick I'd know I'd be lying.

If you sacked yourself, could you claim unfair dismissal?