Would you employ yourself ?

[Platypus]

No, I'm too lazy

[RichardCranium]

I think not.

I'd just play games and post on here all day and steal the stationery.

[MaryPoppins]

Imagine you were interviewing for a role, and one of the applicants was yourself.

Well, nobody knows you better than you do, so would you employ yourself ?

Probably not. I am just waiting to be found out as a fraud, I'm sure I should be on the check out at Tesco. Although I did get sacked from Morrisons after two shifts on the till many moons ago, so perhaps not.

Nor, you can't make a cuppa? That both shocks and saddens me. Don't reboil water (EVER), pour as soon as boiled, only use Yorkshire Tea, and if using bags, give them chance to make friends with the water for a while, without interfering. Add milk and Voila.

[chef]

No, I'm too lazy

I think not.

I'd just play games and post on here all day and steal the stationery.

ditto

[norrahe]

Nor, you can't make a cuppa? That both shocks and saddens me. Don't reboil water (EVER), pour as soon as boiled, only use Yorkshire Tea, and if using bags, give them chance to make friends with the water for a while, without interfering. Add milk and Voila.

I only drink Barry's tea and Mr Norr makes a great cuppa, so He always makes them for me.

I can make a decent cuppa, but I prefer his.

[PRC1964]

Never ! I employ beautiful people.

[RichardCranium]

Add milk and Voila.

Yuck.

[MPwannadecentincome]

Probably not. I am just waiting to be found out as a fraud, I'm sure I should be on the check out at Tesco. Although I did get sacked from Morrisons after two shifts on the till many moons ago, so perhaps not.

Nor, you can't make a cuppa? That both shocks and saddens me. Don't reboil water (EVER), pour as soon as boiled, only use Yorkshire Tea, and if using bags, give them chance to make friends with the water for a while, without interfering. Add milk and Voila.

I find the Yorkshire tea for hard water very good with the water around here

[Tarquin Farquhar]

Don't reboil water (EVER), pour as soon as boiled, only use Yorkshire Tea, and if using bags, give them chance to make friends with the water for a while, without interfering. Add milk and Voila.

That's in the recipe for practically anything. Pasta? Don't stir it. Barbecue? Don't turn it too soon, it'll only stick. Rarely does interfering help.

Gordon Brown could have done with spending more time in the kitchen.

[Zippy]

Hell no!