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    #11
    No, I'm too lazy

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      #12
      I think not.

      I'd just play games and post on here all day and steal the stationery.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Imagine you were interviewing for a role, and one of the applicants was yourself.

        Well, nobody knows you better than you do, so would you employ yourself ?



        Probably not. I am just waiting to be found out as a fraud, I'm sure I should be on the check out at Tesco. Although I did get sacked from Morrisons after two shifts on the till many moons ago, so perhaps not.

        Nor, you can't make a cuppa? That both shocks and saddens me. Don't reboil water (EVER), pour as soon as boiled, only use Yorkshire Tea, and if using bags, give them chance to make friends with the water for a while, without interfering. Add milk and Voila.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #14
          Originally posted by Platypus View Post
          No, I'm too lazy
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          I think not.

          I'd just play games and post on here all day and steal the stationery.
          ditto
          The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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            #15
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Nor, you can't make a cuppa? That both shocks and saddens me. Don't reboil water (EVER), pour as soon as boiled, only use Yorkshire Tea, and if using bags, give them chance to make friends with the water for a while, without interfering. Add milk and Voila.
            I only drink Barry's tea and Mr Norr makes a great cuppa, so He always makes them for me.

            I can make a decent cuppa, but I prefer his.
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #16
              Never ! I employ beautiful people.

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Add milk and Voila.
                Yuck.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Probably not. I am just waiting to be found out as a fraud, I'm sure I should be on the check out at Tesco. Although I did get sacked from Morrisons after two shifts on the till many moons ago, so perhaps not.

                  Nor, you can't make a cuppa? That both shocks and saddens me. Don't reboil water (EVER), pour as soon as boiled, only use Yorkshire Tea, and if using bags, give them chance to make friends with the water for a while, without interfering. Add milk and Voila.
                  I find the Yorkshire tea for hard water very good with the water around here
                  This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Don't reboil water (EVER), pour as soon as boiled, only use Yorkshire Tea, and if using bags, give them chance to make friends with the water for a while, without interfering. Add milk and Voila.
                    That's in the recipe for practically anything. Pasta? Don't stir it. Barbecue? Don't turn it too soon, it'll only stick. Rarely does interfering help.

                    Gordon Brown could have done with spending more time in the kitchen.
                    Step outside posh boy

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                      #20
                      Hell no!
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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