Uggs

[MaryPoppins]

Maybe it's not a good time to also confess, I only keep what I really need in my handbag, so have sweet fanny Adams in it at the best of times.

CM, Pogle - this girl needs help. Stat.

Your handbag should ALWAYS contain, at a minimum: mahoosive purse with too much change in it, 14 lipsticks, 7 lipglosses, 1 lipbalm, 1 hairbrush, 1 mirror, a few bedraggled tampax, nurofen, a manky pen, mobile, ipod, a yogurt, a fork, diary, face powder, eyeliner, chewing gum, nail file, mints, gloves, scarf and some crumbs.

[norrahe]

CM, Pogle - this girl needs help. Stat.

Your handbag should ALWAYS contain, at a minimum: mahoosive purse with too much change in it, 14 lipsticks, 7 lipglosses, 1 lipbalm, 1 hairbrush, 1 mirror, a few bedraggled tampax, nurofen, a manky pen, mobile, ipod, a yogurt, a fork, diary, face powder, eyeliner, chewing gum, nail file, mints, gloves, scarf and some crumbs.

PDA, keys, purse, lipgloss, tissues, pen, glasses and travelcard holder. and I can always get at my phone if it goes off whilst on the train.

I'll get my coat (and I only have one of those as well )

[cailin maith]

CM, Pogle - this girl needs help. Stat.

Your handbag should ALWAYS contain, at a minimum: mahoosive purse with too much change in it, 14 lipsticks, 7 lipglosses, 1 lipbalm, 1 hairbrush, 1 mirror, a few bedraggled tampax, nurofen, a manky pen, mobile, ipod, a yogurt, a fork, diary, face powder, eyeliner, chewing gum, nail file, mints, gloves, scarf and some crumbs.

And some wierd coloured lint which matches nothing else in your wardrobe, used chewing gum wrapped up in a bit of paper, spare pack of pill for emergencies & foreign change

[MaryPoppins]

And some wierd coloured lint which matches nothing else in your wardrobe, used chewing gum wrapped up in a bit of paper, spare pack of pill for emergencies & foreign change

I am really giggling. What IS that lint?

Can't believe I'm going to confess this...but when I was pregnant, I was at a friend's house, and her boyf was marvelling over the tulipe in my oversize bag, as per.

Huge embarrasment followed as he found a (full) urine sample pot in a side pocket.

It was from a midwife appointment - they give the pot back once it's been tested, and I'd obviously forgotten about it

[norrahe]

And some wierd coloured lint which matches nothing else in your wardrobe, used chewing gum wrapped up in a bit of paper, spare pack of pill for emergencies & foreign change

I guess I'm a minimalist.

[mudskipper]

Get yourself on a WSET course, I did a few of their qualifications whilst on my chefs diploma.

I think we'd get on well! I hate shopping, I have one large handbag (although it's chocca with rubbish) and a favourite pair of (my friends tell me horrible) comfy shoes. Also have WSET qualification, although I do like beer too!

Most of the contents of my makeup bag is free samples given by a friend who worked for Max Factor about 20 years ago. I did treat myself to a new lippy less than two years ago though...

But I don't own any Ugg boots!

[cailin maith]

I am really giggling. What IS that lint?

Can't believe I'm going to confess this...but when I was pregnant, I was at a friend's house, and her boyf was marvelling over the tulipe in my oversize bag, as per.

Huge embarrasment followed as he found a (full) urine sample pot in a side pocket.

It was from a midwife appointment - they give the pot back once it's been tested, and I'd obviously forgotten about it

Mary, I nearly wee'd on myself then!!

[NickFitz]

Huge embarrasment followed as he found a (full) urine sample pot in a side pocket.

It was from a midwife appointment - they give the pot back once it's been tested, and I'd obviously forgotten about it

That's class, that is

[MaryPoppins]

Mary, I nearly wee'd on myself then!!

Ha ha!!

On that note, once I was driving up the M6 while becoming more and more desperate for a piddle. Around junction 9, it became situation critical.

I pulled onto the hard shoulder but could not bring myself to crouch outside the car as I felt that I would be too exposed.

I decided the next best option (I think I was delirious) was to scramble over to the passenger side, squidge myself somehow half into the footwell, and attempt to pee into a water bottle.

As you will guess, the physics of that are unworkable, and I ended up pissing all over my car.

[cailin maith]

Ha ha!!

On that note, once I was driving up the M6 while becoming more and more desperate for a piddle. Around junction 9, it became situation critical.

I pulled onto the hard shoulder but could not bring myself to crouch outside the car as I felt that I would be too exposed.

I decided the next best option (I think I was delirious) was to scramble over to the passenger side, squidge myself somehow half into the footwell, and attempt to pee into a water bottle.

As you will guess, the physics of that are unworkable, and I ended up pissing all over my car.

Love it!! Oh crikey - there are real tears, rolling down my face!!