Uggs

[Mich the Tester]

Ha ha!!

On that note, once I was driving up the M6 while becoming more and more desperate for a piddle. Around junction 9, it became situation critical.

I pulled onto the hard shoulder but could not bring myself to crouch outside the car as I felt that I would be too exposed.

I decided the next best option (I think I was delirious) was to scramble over to the passenger side, squidge myself somehow half into the footwell, and attempt to pee into a water bottle.

As you will guess, the physics of that are unworkable, and I ended up pissing all over my uggs.

ftfy

[norrahe]

I think we'd get on well! I hate shopping, I have one large handbag (although it's chocca with rubbish) and a favourite pair of (my friends tell me horrible) comfy shoes. Also have WSET qualification, although I do like beer too!


But I don't own any Ugg boots!

I'm a real ale fan and love Belgian beers. I'll hopefully get the advanced wset qualification this year.

I do like me fashion, but i chose my pieces carefully, so will buy classic items that will do for any formal occasion. But the rest of my wardrobe is composed of jeans and tops and suits and shirts. Some day I'll get the hang of what people call " the seasonal wardrobe"

Also I think ugg boots are for chelsea girls and fashion victims. (sorry)

[MaryPoppins]

Love it!! Oh crikey - there are real tears, rolling down my face!!

[RichardCranium]

... and I ended up pissing all over my car.

Hmm.

You're not the real Mary Poppins at all, are you?

[MaryPoppins]

Hmm.

You're not the real Mary Poppins at all, are you?

Didn't you see that bit in the film? It was just after she helps the kids tidy their room, with a spoonful of medicine. Spit spot.

[BlackenedBiker]

That was on the whole the scariest thread I have ever read.......

Going to lie down now

[MaryPoppins]

That was on the whole the scariest thread I have ever read.......

Going to lie down now

I think I should probably hand in my CUK username now, and never post again.

[BlackenedBiker]

I think I should probably hand in my CUK username now, and never post again.

<Mockney Accent>
Don't do that we love you Maaaaary Poppins
</Mockney Accent>

[EternalOptimist]

I think I should probably hand in my CUK username now, and never post again.

dont be so harsh on yourself

what size are you Mary?
I reckon you're an eight

[MaryPoppins]

<Mockney Accent>
Don't do that we love you Maaaaary Poppins
</Mockney Accent>

It IS rather a jolly holiday I suppose.

EO - what a revoltingly personal question (once I realised you weren't on about my feet). Nope, not a size 8 though.