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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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I doubt it. But the photojournalist might end up walking a road made of good intentions.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostI'm probably going to hell
Since she is sat in a temporary relief centre she is unlikely to say the quote given. It has been made up.
More likely is "I just thank God my child is alive" or some such. I'm just surprised they didn't do the standard trick of throwing a teddy or a dolly on some rubble and taking a picture of that.
So I doubt you're going to Hell.
But I bet someone on the Newsdesk has won the $20 bet with his mate for getting a smutty headline past the Editor.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I been thinking "don't mention zombies."bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Oh dear, I hang my head in shame...
I'm sorry CUK admins and mods, it probably was fairly close to the edge and as a result my post has been removed.
In all my years posting on CUK, it's the first time.
Sorry...
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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What did you post there?Originally posted by hyperD View PostI'm sorry CUK admins and mods, it probably was fairly close to the edge and as a result my post has been removed.
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A funny, but thoroughly distasteful joke using a censored word that described a male hen and a pointed horned mythical creature that torments permies in a burning pit of PAYE and yearly appraisal misery.Originally posted by AtW View PostWhat did you post there?
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Anyone here ever been to the Dominican Republic ?
whats it like over there normally ?
I guess they will be the hub for the disaster/recovery effort
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When I was running through the day's news to my wife on Wednesday (who had been out) she said "Haiti? Which one's that?"Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI been thinking "don't mention zombies."
"The one with the voodoo."
"Oh," says the Missus, distractedly. "They'll be able to sort themselves out, then."
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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