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    I'm probably going to hell

    I saw this today and thought "you'd think she'd have more important things on her mind".

    The vegetarian option.

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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    I saw this today and thought "you'd think she'd have more important things on her mind".

    Hell doesn't exist but if it did you would be at the head of the queue.
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      #3
      Is cuk hell where you have to read atw's posts all day?

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        #4
        Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
        I'm probably going to hell
        I doubt it. But the photojournalist might end up walking a road made of good intentions.

        Since she is sat in a temporary relief centre she is unlikely to say the quote given. It has been made up.

        More likely is "I just thank God my child is alive" or some such. I'm just surprised they didn't do the standard trick of throwing a teddy or a dolly on some rubble and taking a picture of that.

        So I doubt you're going to Hell.

        But I bet someone on the Newsdesk has won the $20 bet with his mate for getting a smutty headline past the Editor.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          I been thinking "don't mention zombies."
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            #6
            Oh dear, I hang my head in shame...

            I'm sorry CUK admins and mods, it probably was fairly close to the edge and as a result my post has been removed.

            In all my years posting on CUK, it's the first time.

            Sorry...
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              #7
              Originally posted by hyperD View Post
              I'm sorry CUK admins and mods, it probably was fairly close to the edge and as a result my post has been removed.
              What did you post there?

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                #8
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                What did you post there?
                A funny, but thoroughly distasteful joke using a censored word that described a male hen and a pointed horned mythical creature that torments permies in a burning pit of PAYE and yearly appraisal misery.
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #9
                  Anyone here ever been to the Dominican Republic ?
                  whats it like over there normally ?

                  I guess they will be the hub for the disaster/recovery effort



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                    #10
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    I been thinking "don't mention zombies."
                    When I was running through the day's news to my wife on Wednesday (who had been out) she said "Haiti? Which one's that?"

                    "The one with the voodoo."

                    "Oh," says the Missus, distractedly. "They'll be able to sort themselves out, then."

                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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