I'm probably going to hell

[wobbegong]

Seems we have a new winner.

Thanks Clippy, I don't feel quite so bad now.

[Zippy]

Seems we have a new winner.

Nice What an arse.

[Clippy]

I saw this today and thought "you'd think she'd have more important things on her mind".

Seems we have a new winner.

[xoggoth]

Voodoo is the real use of all those DNA samples the police are keeping. DNA testing is just a ruse.

[BabyBoomer]

Teddies don't work

[QUOTE=RichardCranium;1047187]

..... I'm just surprised they didn't do the standard trick of throwing a teddy or a dolly on some rubble and taking a picture of that.


No, everybody knows that one from 'Drop the Dead Donkey'.

These days they have to bury a baby under the rubble so that it can be rescued miraculously alive n days after the initial disaster.

[RichardCranium]

I been thinking "don't mention zombies."

When I was running through the day's news to my wife on Wednesday (who had been out) she said "Haiti? Which one's that?"

"The one with the voodoo."

"Oh," says the Missus, distractedly. "They'll be able to sort themselves out, then."

[EternalOptimist]

Anyone here ever been to the Dominican Republic ?
whats it like over there normally ?

I guess they will be the hub for the disaster/recovery effort

[hyperD]

What did you post there?

A funny, but thoroughly distasteful joke using a censored word that described a male hen and a pointed horned mythical creature that torments permies in a burning pit of PAYE and yearly appraisal misery.

[AtW]

I'm sorry CUK admins and mods, it probably was fairly close to the edge and as a result my post has been removed.

What did you post there?

[hyperD]

Oh dear, I hang my head in shame...

I'm sorry CUK admins and mods, it probably was fairly close to the edge and as a result my post has been removed.

In all my years posting on CUK, it's the first time.

Sorry...

[xoggoth]

I been thinking "don't mention zombies."

[RichardCranium]

I'm probably going to hell

I doubt it. But the photojournalist might end up walking a road made of good intentions.

Since she is sat in a temporary relief centre she is unlikely to say the quote given. It has been made up.

More likely is "I just thank God my child is alive" or some such. I'm just surprised they didn't do the standard trick of throwing a teddy or a dolly on some rubble and taking a picture of that.

So I doubt you're going to Hell.

But I bet someone on the Newsdesk has won the $20 bet with his mate for getting a smutty headline past the Editor.

[BrilloPad]

Is cuk hell where you have to read atw's posts all day?

[Zippy]

I saw this today and thought "you'd think she'd have more important things on her mind".

Hell doesn't exist but if it did you would be at the head of the queue.

[wobbegong]

I saw this today and thought "you'd think she'd have more important things on her mind".