I have been selected....

[EternalOptimist]

Listen up losers.

I have been selected to go on a speed awareness course on the 22nd January,

yeah, jealous now , aren't you. Out of all the millions of drivers, they picked me. It's only £60 and they said they might even want to endorse me.

thats good, isnt it ?

[Tingles]

Well done!!

Excellent news - something else to put on your CV!!

I think...

[Mich the Tester]

They send speeders on those courses in Holland too, but they charge about 1500 euros for the privilege.

[Durbs]

I have been selected to go on a speed awareness course on the 22nd January,

Wohoo! I was also lucky enough to be one of the chosen few selected for said jolly a while back.

In my excitement i never actually bothered responding to any correspondance they sent me and as a special reward i had my license autographed with a special message handwritten by a genuine DVLA elf.

[EternalOptimist]

Well done!!

Excellent news - something else to put on your CV!!

I think...

Yes, they use some sort of radar device, hidden in a white van, to detect people with special brain exhaust fumes, and when I came round that corner I bet it lit up like a Christmas tree.

[conned tractor]

I didn't get that opportunity - they must like you.

[EternalOptimist]

I didn't get that opportunity - they must like you.

I think they have some criteria, like 1 or 2 mph over and they offer you the course, over that and you get the points

[Mich the Tester]

I do hope we'll be given a full report of the day's events including a summary of what you learn and amusing anecdotes from your fellow graduates.

[EternalOptimist]

I do hope we'll be given a full report of the day's events including a summary of what you learn and amusing anecdotes from your fellow graduates.

Good idea. Mitch, I set you a challenge

you have six days to come up with the most outrageous cover story that I can hit my fellow speedsters with. Something really funny

[Durbs]

Just start fiddling with yourself and moaning in pleasure during the part where they show you the horrific crash videos and you'll probably be allowed to go home by dinner.