I have been selected....

[Mich the Tester]

Good idea. Mitch, I set you a challenge

you have six days to come up with the most outrageous cover story that I can hit my fellow speedsters with. Something really funny

The nice young lady who was resting her head in my lap accidentally kicked the accelerator pedal when her efforts were rewarded with a thorough dousing of babyjuice.

[Scary]

Do you get to hoon a BMW around a skid pan, or is it all just looking at gore vids?

[EternalOptimist]

Do you get to hoon a BMW around a skid pan, or is it all just looking at gore vids?

we dont have hoons over here, just boy racers, chavs , scumbags and the occasional respectable, hard done by, responsible, mature, hard working and unfairly caught, gentlemen. <cough>

[norrahe]

Just start fiddling with yourself and moaning in pleasure during the part where they show you the horrific crash videos and you'll probably be allowed to go home by dinner.

And 12 points on his licence as well.

[EternalOptimist]

And 12 points on his licence as well.

no please, mrs Norr, dont tell me you can actually fail these blooming courses.

oh waily waily

[jimjamuk]

just make sure as you all leave that your the one wheelspinning your car out the car park in front of your fellow converts............