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  • jimjamuk
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    just make sure as you all leave that your the one wheelspinning your car out the car park in front of your fellow converts............

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    And 12 points on his licence as well.
    no please, mrs Norr, dont tell me you can actually fail these blooming courses.

    oh waily waily


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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Durbs View Post
    Just start fiddling with yourself and moaning in pleasure during the part where they show you the horrific crash videos and you'll probably be allowed to go home by dinner.
    And 12 points on his licence as well.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Scary View Post
    Do you get to hoon a BMW around a skid pan, or is it all just looking at gore vids?
    we dont have hoons over here, just boy racers, chavs , scumbags and the occasional respectable, hard done by, responsible, mature, hard working and unfairly caught, gentlemen. <cough>



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  • Scary
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    Do you get to hoon a BMW around a skid pan, or is it all just looking at gore vids?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Good idea. Mitch, I set you a challenge

    you have six days to come up with the most outrageous cover story that I can hit my fellow speedsters with. Something really funny



    The nice young lady who was resting her head in my lap accidentally kicked the accelerator pedal when her efforts were rewarded with a thorough dousing of babyjuice.

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  • Durbs
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    Just start fiddling with yourself and moaning in pleasure during the part where they show you the horrific crash videos and you'll probably be allowed to go home by dinner.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I do hope we'll be given a full report of the day's events including a summary of what you learn and amusing anecdotes from your fellow graduates.
    Good idea. Mitch, I set you a challenge

    you have six days to come up with the most outrageous cover story that I can hit my fellow speedsters with. Something really funny



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  • Mich the Tester
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    I do hope we'll be given a full report of the day's events including a summary of what you learn and amusing anecdotes from your fellow graduates.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
    I didn't get that opportunity - they must like you.
    I think they have some criteria, like 1 or 2 mph over and they offer you the course, over that and you get the points



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  • conned tractor
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    I didn't get that opportunity - they must like you.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Tingles View Post
    Well done!!

    Excellent news - something else to put on your CV!!

    I think...
    Yes, they use some sort of radar device, hidden in a white van, to detect people with special brain exhaust fumes, and when I came round that corner I bet it lit up like a Christmas tree.


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  • Durbs
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I have been selected to go on a speed awareness course on the 22nd January,
    Wohoo! I was also lucky enough to be one of the chosen few selected for said jolly a while back.

    In my excitement i never actually bothered responding to any correspondance they sent me and as a special reward i had my license autographed with a special message handwritten by a genuine DVLA elf.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    They send speeders on those courses in Holland too, but they charge about 1500 euros for the privilege.

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  • Tingles
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    Well done!!

    Excellent news - something else to put on your CV!!

    I think...

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