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    #11
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    That's nowt. Alll through recent weather mine has had me rasing stream banks, digging out and flattening part of the garden and lugging dirty great bags of sand and slabs to accomodate her palatial new greenhouse. Which will probably soon be an untidy tip like her palatial £25k new kitchen.
    you could just get a landscaper instead?
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      #12
      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
      you could just get a landscaper instead?

      New wife sounds cheaper.

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        #13
        Be grateful. Mine wont touch flat pack anymore.
        Has to be posh solid wood, dovetailed joints etc..

        Skint after the bedroom had to be 're-decorated', if thats what you can call it

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          #14
          Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
          Be grateful. Mine wont touch flat pack anymore.
          Has to be posh solid wood, dovetailed joints etc..

          Skint after the bedroom had to be 're-decorated', if thats what you can call it
          I dont buy flatpack. I prefer the real deal. Also it lasts a hell of a lot longer.
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            #15
            Originally posted by norrahe View Post
            I dont buy flatpack. I prefer the real deal. Also it lasts a hell of a lot longer.
            Your one of those "classy" <expensive> ladies aren't you?
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Your one of those "classy" <expensive> ladies aren't you?
              Nah she's actually mean like a lot of people.

              If you buy "proper" furniture you never have to replace it.

              If you buy flatpack furniture you have to replace it especially if you move house. Hence flatpack furniture is false economy.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #17
                What's flat pack furniture

                Never mind, I'll ask our cabinet maker chappie. He's popping around on the weekend to measure up for the Walnut roll top desk he's making for my office
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  manage to convince you to put up flat pack furniture at 10pm on a school night?
                  Er, by agreeing to anal sex?
                  I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    manage to convince you to put up flat pack furniture at 10pm on a school night?
                    Hints there's a BJ in it for you. Then while putting it together you swear at her for not passing the right piece at the right time. Her tight-lipped (if you'll excuse the pun) expression tells you nothing's getting in her mouth tonight, and YOU go to bed in the wrong.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Get her to do it - She's not useless is she?

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