How do women

[norrahe]

That's nowt. Alll through recent weather mine has had me rasing stream banks, digging out and flattening part of the garden and lugging dirty great bags of sand and slabs to accomodate her palatial new greenhouse. Which will probably soon be an untidy tip like her palatial £25k new kitchen.

you could just get a landscaper instead?

[conned tractor]

you could just get a landscaper instead?

New wife sounds cheaper.

[CheeseSlice]

Be grateful. Mine wont touch flat pack anymore.
Has to be posh solid wood, dovetailed joints etc..

Skint after the bedroom had to be 're-decorated', if thats what you can call it

[norrahe]

Be grateful. Mine wont touch flat pack anymore.
Has to be posh solid wood, dovetailed joints etc..

Skint after the bedroom had to be 're-decorated', if thats what you can call it

I dont buy flatpack. I prefer the real deal. Also it lasts a hell of a lot longer.

[suityou01]

I dont buy flatpack. I prefer the real deal. Also it lasts a hell of a lot longer.

Your one of those "classy" <expensive> ladies aren't you?

[SueEllen]

Your one of those "classy" <expensive> ladies aren't you?

Nah she's actually mean like a lot of people.

If you buy "proper" furniture you never have to replace it.

If you buy flatpack furniture you have to replace it especially if you move house. Hence flatpack furniture is false economy.

[Diver]

What's flat pack furniture

Never mind, I'll ask our cabinet maker chappie. He's popping around on the weekend to measure up for the Walnut roll top desk he's making for my office

[BolshieBastard]

manage to convince you to put up flat pack furniture at 10pm on a school night?

Er, by agreeing to anal sex?

[d000hg]

manage to convince you to put up flat pack furniture at 10pm on a school night?

Hints there's a BJ in it for you. Then while putting it together you swear at her for not passing the right piece at the right time. Her tight-lipped (if you'll excuse the pun) expression tells you nothing's getting in her mouth tonight, and YOU go to bed in the wrong.

[Tingles]

Get her to do it - She's not useless is she?