manage to convince you to put up flat pack furniture at 10pm on a school night? 
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Why not leave it on the floor, look away and see if the spirit entity will assemble it?Originally posted by suityou01 View Postmanage to convince you to put up flat pack furniture at 10pm on a school night? -
You've got a woman who's satisfied with flat pack furniture?! Definitely hang onto that one.Comment
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Little boy & little girl agree to show one another each others 'bits'.
Little girl shows what she has.
Little boy shows what he has.
Little girl runs home in tears, all upset. She tells her mum what happened.
Little girl finds little boy.
Little girl points to what she has and says: "My mummy says that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want."
Does that answer your question?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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on pain of death.Originally posted by suityou01 View Postmanage to convince you to put up flat pack furniture at 10pm on a school night?
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Little girl shows what she has.Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
Little boy shows what he has.
Little girl is amazed and says "can I touch it" ?
Little boy says "No you can't, how did you lose yours anyway" ?If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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Yes Stoolpusher but would you really pay £15 for a tom tit?Originally posted by Toolpusher
I'd rather qKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I like assembling flat pack furniture. Stop whinging - you could be doing the washing up!+50 Xeno Geek Points
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That's nowt. Alll through recent weather mine has had me rasing stream banks, digging out and flattening part of the garden and lugging dirty great bags of sand and slabs to accomodate her palatial new greenhouse. Which will probably soon be an untidy tip like her palatial £25k new kitchen.bloggoth
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