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you could just get a landscaper instead? -
Originally posted by norrahe View Postyou could just get a landscaper instead?
New wife sounds cheaper.Comment
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Be grateful. Mine wont touch flat pack anymore.
Has to be posh solid wood, dovetailed joints etc..
Skint after the bedroom had to be 're-decorated', if thats what you can call it
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I dont buy flatpack. I prefer the real deal. Also it lasts a hell of a lot longer.Originally posted by CheeseSlice View PostBe grateful. Mine wont touch flat pack anymore.
Has to be posh solid wood, dovetailed joints etc..
Skint after the bedroom had to be 're-decorated', if thats what you can call it
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Your one of those "classy" <expensive> ladies aren't you?Originally posted by norrahe View PostI dont buy flatpack. I prefer the real deal. Also it lasts a hell of a lot longer.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Nah she's actually mean like a lot of people.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYour one of those "classy" <expensive> ladies aren't you?
If you buy "proper" furniture you never have to replace it.
If you buy flatpack furniture you have to replace it especially if you move house. Hence flatpack furniture is false economy."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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What's flat pack furniture
Never mind, I'll ask our cabinet maker chappie. He's popping around on the weekend to measure up for the Walnut roll top desk he's making for my office
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Er, by agreeing to anal sex?Originally posted by suityou01 View Postmanage to convince you to put up flat pack furniture at 10pm on a school night?
I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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Hints there's a BJ in it for you. Then while putting it together you swear at her for not passing the right piece at the right time. Her tight-lipped (if you'll excuse the pun) expression tells you nothing's getting in her mouth tonight, and YOU go to bed in the wrong.Originally posted by suityou01 View Postmanage to convince you to put up flat pack furniture at 10pm on a school night?
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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