Asteroid Passing Earth in Five Minutes

**BlasterBates** · 13 January 2010, 12:51

They said it might be a piece of junk, a rusty old Apollo space craft, or a rubbish bag. I mean it's dangerous enough throwing out your rubbish from a sky scraper, but plain irreponsible to throw out a rubbish bag on the way to the moon. Apparently circled Venus and Mars before nearly crunching into the Earth to wipe out a major city.

**stek** · 13 January 2010, 12:54

Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post

They said it might be a piece of junk, a rusty old Apollo space craft, or a rubbish bag.

Or this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_...ova_.281959.29

**RichardCranium** · 13 January 2010, 12:57

If we hear no more from Zeity, he caught the bus back home.

**AtW** · 13 January 2010, 13:23

Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

If we hear no more from Zeity, he caught the bus back home.

hitchhiked

**DiscoStu** · 13 January 2010, 13:39

I missed this, have we survived?

**RichardCranium** · 13 January 2010, 13:46

Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

I missed this, have we survived?

According to this status flag, no.

But that is because the Earth was destroyed a little while ago.

**BolshieBastard** · 13 January 2010, 13:48

Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Might be worth hiding under your desk for a few minutes, in case they miscalculated the path of 2010 AL30

I have it on very good authority that this has been known about for some time and it is not an asteroid. That is just the cover story put out by NASA.

It is actually believed to be a von Neumann or Bracewell probe from another non terrestial intelligent civilisation.

These probes gather information on other civilisations.

**Andy2** · 13 January 2010, 13:51

Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

It is actually believed to be a von Neumann or Bracewell probe from another non terrestial intelligent civilisation.

These probes gather information on other civilisations.

are they looking for intelligent civilisation here ?
wish them luck

**Doggy Styles** · 13 January 2010, 13:53

Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

I have it on very good authority that this has been known about for some time and it is not an asteroid. That is just the cover story put out by NASA.

It is actually believed to be a von Neumann or Bracewell probe from another non terrestial intelligent civilisation.

These probes gather information on other civilisations.

How do you know what they are called if they belong to extraterrestrials?

And I thought aliens had names like Mogon, Glarglebutt and Zeitghost, not Bracewell.

Asteroid Passing Earth in Five Minutes