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Previously on "Asteroid Passing Earth in Five Minutes"
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I remember the good old days when Skylab dropping to earth was a big event. We even went round the offices painting "Skylab Protection" on all the fire warden helmets.Originally posted by Diver View PostThere's loads of old spaceflight and satellite junk floating around up there.
There's one piece due to impact the earth in about a years time.
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Why did they select Maple Street ?Originally posted by Diver View PostThere's loads of old spaceflight and satellite junk floating around up there.
There's one piece due to impact the earth in about a years time.
They aren't sure where and when it's going to land, but recommend that you don't use the telephone box on the corner of Maple street in London at 11 minutes past 12 on the 26th January 2011.
Could the Canadian Intellgeience Services be behind this ?
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Is that the entrance to Spearmint Rhino I see around the corner there?
Is this a part of town that you know well then sir?Originally posted by Diver View PostThey aren't sure where and when it's going to land, but recommend that you don't use the telephone box on the corner of Maple street in London at 11 minutes past 12 on the 26th January 2011.
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What telephone box?Originally posted by Diver View PostThere's loads of old spaceflight and satellite junk floating around up there.
There's one piece due to impact the earth in about a years time.
They aren't sure where and when it's going to land, but recommend that you don't use the telephone box on the corner of Maple street in London at 11 minutes past 12 on the 26th January 2011.
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There's loads of old spaceflight and satellite junk floating around up there.
There's one piece due to impact the earth in about a years time.
They aren't sure where and when it's going to land, but recommend that you don't use the telephone box on the corner of Maple street in London at 11 minutes past 12 on the 26th January 2011.
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They are just here to collect their people and stuff and get out before the GRB hits.
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As in "Ros yourself Sheila, I'm going to have a f***! ??Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostWouldn't Roswell be better as both?
Possibly.
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Just making polite conversation.Originally posted by Pogle View PostAw sweetie are you REALLY bored?

Polite to an australian, anyway.
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I think Bracewell would be a cool name for an alien.
Or a woman who's a bit of a goer in Australia...
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