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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostHow do you know what they are called if they belong to extraterrestrials?
And I thought aliens had names like Mogon, Glarglebutt and Zeitghost, not Bracewell.
The fact is, this probe has made fly by's of Venus and Mars which, along with Earth would appear to any non terrestial civilisations, as the planets in the solar system most likely to harbour multicellular lifeforms.I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!Comment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostDammit, I forgot to bring my tin-foil hat to work today
That's why they put the supposed "mobile phone" masts up and the flouride in the water.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostYou didn't forget, DS. They made you forget.
That's why they put the supposed "mobile phone" masts up and the flouride in the water.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostApparently there's a mobile phone mast inside the officeComment
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I think Bracewell would be a cool name for an alien.
Or a woman who's a bit of a goer in Australia...Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI think Bracewell would be a cool name for an alien.
Or a woman who's a bit of a goer in Australia...I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostAw sweetie are you REALLY bored?
Polite to an australian, anyway.Comment
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