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Previously on "Asteroid Passing Earth in Five Minutes"

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Did they ask for it back?

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    There's loads of old spaceflight and satellite junk floating around up there.

    There's one piece due to impact the earth in about a years time.
    I remember the good old days when Skylab dropping to earth was a big event. We even went round the offices painting "Skylab Protection" on all the fire warden helmets.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    There's loads of old spaceflight and satellite junk floating around up there.

    There's one piece due to impact the earth in about a years time.

    They aren't sure where and when it's going to land, but recommend that you don't use the telephone box on the corner of Maple street in London at 11 minutes past 12 on the 26th January 2011.
    Why did they select Maple Street ?

    Could the Canadian Intellgeience Services be behind this ?

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  • sweetandsour
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    What telephone box?
    Is that the entrance to Spearmint Rhino I see around the corner there?

    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    They aren't sure where and when it's going to land, but recommend that you don't use the telephone box on the corner of Maple street in London at 11 minutes past 12 on the 26th January 2011.
    Is this a part of town that you know well then sir?

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    What telephone box?
    I can't believe you actually looked it up

    You really really need to get out more

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    What telephone box?
    This one.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    There's loads of old spaceflight and satellite junk floating around up there.

    There's one piece due to impact the earth in about a years time.

    They aren't sure where and when it's going to land, but recommend that you don't use the telephone box on the corner of Maple street in London at 11 minutes past 12 on the 26th January 2011.
    What telephone box?

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  • Diver
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    There's loads of old spaceflight and satellite junk floating around up there.

    There's one piece due to impact the earth in about a years time.

    They aren't sure where and when it's going to land, but recommend that you don't use the telephone box on the corner of Maple street in London at 11 minutes past 12 on the 26th January 2011.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    They are just here to collect their people and stuff and get out before the GRB hits.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Wouldn't Roswell be better as both?
    As in "Ros yourself Sheila, I'm going to have a f***! ??

    Possibly.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    I think Bracewell would be a cool name for an alien.

    Or a woman who's a bit of a goer in Australia...
    Wouldn't Roswell be better as both?

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Aw sweetie are you REALLY bored?
    Just making polite conversation.

    Polite to an australian, anyway.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    They're coming to get you
    And after that we will get 's.

    HTH

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    I think Bracewell would be a cool name for an alien.

    Or a woman who's a bit of a goer in Australia...
    Aw sweetie are you REALLY bored?

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  • Doggy Styles
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    I think Bracewell would be a cool name for an alien.

    Or a woman who's a bit of a goer in Australia...

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