What life lessons have you learnt from The Simpsons?

[cojak]

Radio 6 mentioned that some anniversary that the Simpson's got their own show rather than an insert in the Tracy Ullman show for me..

"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

[BlackenedBiker]

"Doughnuts, is there nothing they can't do"
Mr H. Simpson

[EternalOptimist]

Marg, why are those kids fighting again ?
They are fighting about who loves you the most Homey
Awwww, thats nice

YOU love him the most <thump>
No YOU love him the most <thwack>

[voodooflux]

"You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head." ~ Marge Simpson

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel." ~ Homer Simpson

"You don't win friends with salad." ~ Homer Simpson

[NotAllThere]

Doh! A beer, I'll have a beer.
Ray - the guy who serves me beer.
Me, the guy who drinks the beer.
Far - a long way to get a beer
So - I'll have another beer.
La - I'll have another beer.
Tea - No thanks, I'm drinking beer.
Which brings us back to. (sees empty glass)
Doh!

[BlackenedBiker]

“Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.”

[Diver]

Pork Chop night

I now have a pork chop night

[Churchill]

Pigs can walk on ceilings!

[Diver]

Pigs can walk on ceilings!

Only Spider Pig

[VectraMan]

"Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen."