What life lessons have you learnt from The Simpsons?

[NickFitz]

"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."

"If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"

"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"

And one for the permies:

"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed."

[gingerjedi]

That 'Mr Plow' is a viable plan 'B'.