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    Global Warming

    So what happened then

    I was looking forward to driving up empty (because everyone's on the train) snow free motorways.

    I thinking about writing to the minister of environment about this.
    I'm alright Jack

    #2
    Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
    So what happened then
    The weather.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
      So what happened then

      I was looking forward to driving up empty (because everyone's on the train) snow free motorways.

      I thinking about writing to the minister of environment about this.
      Dont Panic, there is a perfectly reasonable and logical explanation. Sas is working on it right now.
      He is the smartest modeller and mathemetician on this forum. He told me so himself


      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        The weather.
        WHS. Of course cretins like EO and DP don't know the difference between weather and climate.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          Dont Panic, there is a perfectly reasonable and logical explanation. Sas is working on it right now.
          He is the smartest modeller and mathemetician on this forum. He told me so himself


          I told you - a man needs to know his limitations.
          Otherwise he ends up a verbally incontinent old fool like you.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            WHS. Of course cretins like EO and DP don't know the difference between weather and climate.
            Time
            Me, me, me...

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              #7
              Average daily temperatures for January this year are eight degrees lower therefore, anything higher than this in the forthcoming years will prove global warming.
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #8
                Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                Average daily temperatures for January this year are eight degrees lower therefore, anything higher than this in the forthcoming years will prove global warming.


                Yes, because that's how it's done.
                Hang about, the village idiots bus is coming to get you in just a sec.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  I told you - a man needs to know his limitations.
                  Otherwise he ends up a verbally incontinent old fool like you.
                  a verbal incontinant who has half the number of posts that you have ?
                  <cough>
                  Put your pharmacist on standby for a rush order of Anusol




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                    #10
                    You got Global Warming. See, you wanted Local Warming.
                    Step outside posh boy

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