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Snow, snow, thick thick snow.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostPlough is now gone, Some nice men in a council 4x4 turned up and threw salt/grit on the hydraulic oil.
This was after trying to clean it with a portable jet wash and detergent which instantly froze into a very pretty multicoloured sheet of Ice.
I may have to set up a webcam
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postgood man.
get some pics, trust me, as she gets older she will forget. Your daughter too, probably
I've built them in the past but this is the first one where I've managed to resist giving the fella a todger.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
I've built them in the past but this is the first one where I've managed to resist giving the fella a todger.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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The school has just called to say they are closed for the rest of the week.
Oh well, I'd better carry on building the igloo in the garden. It's about three feet high now.Comment
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostThe school has just called to say they are closed for the rest of the week.
Oh well, I'd better carry on building the igloo in the garden. It's about three feet high now.
Pogle Jr is making (yet more) snow angels to celebrate - good job I'm not in a contract, and can stay at home with herI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Pah, snowmen. Building a great big ball of snow that will take ages to thaw out is the way to go. Of course you can combine this activity with building a huge snowman.
Top tip: Make them on a slope - they get jolly heavy and hard to roll just as they are really growing rapidly in size. Rolling downhill helps a lot.
Top tip 2: Don't make them on too great an inclineComment
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostYeah i've just got a text from school to say the local authority has closed all the schools tomorrow and it is likely they'll be shut on Friday too.
Pogle Jr is making (yet more) snow angels to celebrate - good job I'm not in a contract, and can stay at home with her+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As suspected, flight from Basel to LHR - cancelled.
I'll have to go next week now. Oh well. Skiing tomorrow.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostAre you soft woman? Give her a shovel and get her out clearing the drive
I actually went out and shoveled the snow off my neighbours steps.
I did try the drive, but as its sheet ice under all the snow, I soon gave up on that for health and safety reasonsI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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