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    #11
    try this Zeity.

    Boil an egg for ten minutes, then let it soak in vinegar. After a while the shell will go soft and you will be able to force it through the neck of a milk bottle. Then tomorrow the shell will be hard again and you can carry it round school all day to impress everyone

    An egg in a bottle can be a real good talking point



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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      try this Zeity.

      Boil an egg for ten minutes, then let it soak in vinegar. After a while the shell will go soft and you will be able to force it through the neck of a milk bottle. Then tomorrow the shell will be hard again and you can carry it round school all day to impress everyone

      An egg in a bottle can be a real good talking point




      Or leave it a bit longer and eventually eat it, love a pickled egg me.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #13
        It's a shame you're in an electronics lab and not a chemistry lab.

        There's no end of ways to amuse yourself into eternity in a chemistry lab.
        If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Numpty View Post
          It's a shame you're in an electronics lab and not a chemistry lab.

          There's no end of ways to amuse yourself into eternity in a chemistry lab.
          Given the apparent cntent of the stores cupboard I'm pretty sure ZG coule find any numbe of ways to amuse himself if they didnt keep complaining about the screams.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Bored Now?
            First day back, not even 10 a.m.

            Oh, Zeity. You are priceless.

            In your store cupboards you must have the makings of a violet wand. Maybe the lustee might enjoy some muscle-toning?
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Numpty View Post
              It's a shame you're in an electronics lab and not a chemistry lab.

              There's no end of ways to send yourself straight to eternity in a chemistry lab.
              FTFY
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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