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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBored Now?
Oh, Zeity. You are priceless.
In your store cupboards you must have the makings of a violet wand. Maybe the lustee might enjoy some muscle-toning?
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Originally posted by Numpty View PostIt's a shame you're in an electronics lab and not a chemistry lab.
There's no end of ways to amuse yourself into eternity in a chemistry lab.
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It's a shame you're in an electronics lab and not a chemistry lab.
There's no end of ways to amuse yourself into eternity in a chemistry lab.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posttry this Zeity.
Boil an egg for ten minutes, then let it soak in vinegar. After a while the shell will go soft and you will be able to force it through the neck of a milk bottle. Then tomorrow the shell will be hard again and you can carry it round school all day to impress everyone
An egg in a bottle can be a real good talking point
Or leave it a bit longer and eventually eat it, love a pickled egg me.
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try this Zeity.
Boil an egg for ten minutes, then let it soak in vinegar. After a while the shell will go soft and you will be able to force it through the neck of a milk bottle. Then tomorrow the shell will be hard again and you can carry it round school all day to impress everyone
An egg in a bottle can be a real good talking point
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Originally posted by Numpty View PostDesign and construct a powerful WiFi receiver so you can pick up good signals from unsecured networks in the area.
Then spend all day browsing porn in safety.
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Originally posted by zeitghostStill bored.
Then spend all day browsing porn in safety.
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostI thought you were itching to get back to billing
Or do you just bore easily?
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Originally posted by cojak View PostAt least give it to tea-break!
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