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Previously on "Is it too early to say"

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Numpty View Post
    It's a shame you're in an electronics lab and not a chemistry lab.

    There's no end of ways to send yourself straight to eternity in a chemistry lab.
    FTFY

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Bored Now?
    First day back, not even 10 a.m.

    Oh, Zeity. You are priceless.

    In your store cupboards you must have the makings of a violet wand. Maybe the lustee might enjoy some muscle-toning?

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Numpty View Post
    It's a shame you're in an electronics lab and not a chemistry lab.

    There's no end of ways to amuse yourself into eternity in a chemistry lab.
    Given the apparent cntent of the stores cupboard I'm pretty sure ZG coule find any numbe of ways to amuse himself if they didnt keep complaining about the screams.

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  • Numpty
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    It's a shame you're in an electronics lab and not a chemistry lab.

    There's no end of ways to amuse yourself into eternity in a chemistry lab.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    try this Zeity.

    Boil an egg for ten minutes, then let it soak in vinegar. After a while the shell will go soft and you will be able to force it through the neck of a milk bottle. Then tomorrow the shell will be hard again and you can carry it round school all day to impress everyone

    An egg in a bottle can be a real good talking point




    Or leave it a bit longer and eventually eat it, love a pickled egg me.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    try this Zeity.

    Boil an egg for ten minutes, then let it soak in vinegar. After a while the shell will go soft and you will be able to force it through the neck of a milk bottle. Then tomorrow the shell will be hard again and you can carry it round school all day to impress everyone

    An egg in a bottle can be a real good talking point



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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Numpty View Post
    Design and construct a powerful WiFi receiver so you can pick up good signals from unsecured networks in the area.

    Then spend all day browsing porn in safety.
    Or get a 3G phone with a decent browser

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  • Numpty
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Still bored.
    Design and construct a powerful WiFi receiver so you can pick up good signals from unsecured networks in the area.

    Then spend all day browsing porn in safety.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    I thought you were itching to get back to billing

    Or do you just bore easily?
    FTFY

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  • norrahe
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Bored Now?
    I thought you were itching to get back to work?

    Or do you just bore easily?

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Bored Now?


    You have started me off now!

    Borrrrrrrrrrred

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  • SlimRick
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    I felt the same......and that was on my commute.

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  • Bunk
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    No, it's not too early

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    At least give it to tea-break!
    Zeit posted this at 9.58. He will be just finishing his second one by this time won't he?

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  • cojak
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    At least give it to tea-break!

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