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First day back, not even 10 a.m.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBored Now?
Oh, Zeity. You are priceless.
In your store cupboards you must have the makings of a violet wand. Maybe the lustee might enjoy some muscle-toning?
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Given the apparent cntent of the stores cupboard I'm pretty sure ZG coule find any numbe of ways to amuse himself if they didnt keep complaining about the screams.Originally posted by Numpty View PostIt's a shame you're in an electronics lab and not a chemistry lab.
There's no end of ways to amuse yourself into eternity in a chemistry lab.
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It's a shame you're in an electronics lab and not a chemistry lab.
There's no end of ways to amuse yourself into eternity in a chemistry lab.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posttry this Zeity.
Boil an egg for ten minutes, then let it soak in vinegar. After a while the shell will go soft and you will be able to force it through the neck of a milk bottle. Then tomorrow the shell will be hard again and you can carry it round school all day to impress everyone
An egg in a bottle can be a real good talking point

Or leave it a bit longer and eventually eat it, love a pickled egg me.
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try this Zeity.
Boil an egg for ten minutes, then let it soak in vinegar. After a while the shell will go soft and you will be able to force it through the neck of a milk bottle. Then tomorrow the shell will be hard again and you can carry it round school all day to impress everyone
An egg in a bottle can be a real good talking point
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Or get a 3G phone with a decent browserOriginally posted by Numpty View PostDesign and construct a powerful WiFi receiver so you can pick up good signals from unsecured networks in the area.
Then spend all day browsing porn in safety.
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Design and construct a powerful WiFi receiver so you can pick up good signals from unsecured networks in the area.Originally posted by zeitghostStill bored.
Then spend all day browsing porn in safety.
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FTFYOriginally posted by norrahe View PostI thought you were itching to get back to billing
Or do you just bore easily?
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Zeit posted this at 9.58. He will be just finishing his second one by this time won't he?Originally posted by cojak View PostAt least give it to tea-break!
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